Hello all! Let's see, where to start, where to start. Well, from the top, we finally got Monkey a scratcher and it came with organic cat nip, which as it turns out, is like some horny potion for cats. She's never had it before and she wents fucking crazy on thats shits, like a heart song. It was new Animal Collective day and we stopped for ice cream along the way to the record store. Next we went to the gothic fashion exhibit at FIT and saw some very cool, scary things by many notable designers. Limo got towed, beeeach!! Checking out places for Leanne's upcoming fashion week show, saw all these old people eating inside Penn Station and had to take a picture, it was bizarre. MOMA pictures, we love free days. This white structure is by Matthew Barney. Monkey wants asparagus, we adopted this little crab, and finally, the cock clock. What time is it? It's sex o' cock, time for more sex. It shoots white smoke out the top, really!! We can see it from our apartment.