Hey look! We bought iPhones! Also, we went shopping at Brooklyn Ikea, better known as the 9th level of hell (bratty kids, rude employees, four hours of shopping) and now I have a blog. Did I mention I live in Park Slope? What kind of douche bag burrito am I becoming?
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Go easy on yourself, you're not there yet. To be a complete Brooklyn douche you still need a late model Volvo to double-park and blare NPR out of. Patience Nathan...you'll get there. Btw, I used to live right down the street from the spot where they built the Ikea you went. But, when I lived there Red Hook was still a place that you only went to for three reasons; you lived there, you got lost, or you were up to no good.
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